.............I'm feeling that there is a dictator out there who is oppressing his people. He is starving the children and raping the women. Please Heavenly Father, smite him like You've never smote anyone in Your life.
.............There is a Supreme Court Justice who is feeling ill. Please Lord, bring him home so that a new Justice may be appointed to do Your good work. Or just give the sick Justice the 'ole smitey smite.
.............Somewhere there is a former president (who likes an occasional "humsy daisy" from a chubby intern - and who among us doesn't?) - He's alone and afraid Father - smite him.
.............Ted Kennedy has to cross the street some time. I'll leave the traffic control to You Lord...........and happy smiting.
.............Lord, my paper boy couldn't hit my driveway with the paper if his life depended on it. If You smote him, I could just pry the morning news out of his cold dead fingers.
.............And we just ask you Father - there is a senator in West Virginia who's lost all control of his saliva - shouldn't he have been smitten by now?
.............Finally Lord, I humbly ask that You bring Your considerable power to bear on the IRS auditor who is in my office at this very moment. Smishizzle Fizzle.
In Your name we pray.
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