Song of the Week

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of stealth and hate
I’ve been around in the press this year
Share many a man’s soul and faith
I’ll consult with Jesus Christ
In my moments of doubt and pain
I’ll make damn sure that Ginsburg
Keeps her hands off fetal fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Oh and judging you
Will be the nature of my game

I hung around in Birmingham
When I saw it was a time for a change
Drove the car for the protestors
Baby Killers screamed in vain
I put my stamp
On the Reagan camp
When the pro-life Moms
Threw their righteous bombs
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name,
Oh and judging you
Will be the nature of my game, oh yeah

I’ll watch with glee
While the R’s and D’s
Fight for months and days
Over Roe v Wade
I’ll shout it out,
With the last of the Kennedys
Suffer Schumer’s pap
And Pelosi’s rage
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of stealth and hate
I’ll lay traps for evil-doers
Who pass Bills that help girls and gays
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
Oh and judging you
Will be the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is from where the hell I came

Just as every Bush is a criminal
And all the liberals saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Scotus
’cause I’m in need of 30 states
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
Oh and judging you
Will be the nature of my game, um mean it, get down